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The Exchange

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Walking past the antiquarian shop on her way to work, Julia’s attention was grabbed by the ‘one of a kind’ antique double barrel brass telescope, mounted next to its finely crafted and engraved wooden box, sitting in pride of place in the window. She knew it was a unique piece because the salesman at the collectables shop in the next seaside town across had told her so just a few weeks ago when she’d picked it out for Joe’s birthday. It was the first milestone they had celebrated together after dating for almost a year. Her own birthday was today, and she had been glad to be the first one to give a gift, not because she expected it to be matched in extravagance (although she had gone way over budget) but because she wanted to demonstrate to Joe exactly how much he meant to her. His appreciation and gratitude for the present made her think he understood, but now she saw that neither she nor the telescope meant anything to him.

She pulled up her coat collar and cinched in her belt a little tighter against the cold of the biting wind that was whistling down the high street, swirling up rubbish and pockets of grime and beach sand. She was already late but made a note to come back in her lunch hour and find out if it was indeed Joe’s telescope. The engraving on the box suggested that its original owner had been part of Scott’s ill-fated Terra Nova expedition to the South Pole in 1911, or so the man from Timeless Treasures had told her. Either he was a conman par excellence or Joe was lying to her about how much he loved the gift, having got shot of it at the first opportunity.  She wondered if he got the same amount for it as she had paid.

Although disappointed, Julia decided not to let it spoil her special day. When she got to her desk, it was festooned with balloons and a banner proclaiming ‘Happy Birthday, Boss.’ She spent the morning fielding phone calls from clients, friends and family getting very little work done as a result. From Joe she received a simple text message, wishing her a lovely day and telling her he’d booked their favourite restaurant for dinner and that he’d pick her up.

At lunchtime, she slipped out before everyone could insist her birthday was an excuse for a few drinks in the pub. As the door to the antique shop swung open, it rang a loud bell that Julia couldn’t imagine tolerating on repeat throughout the day. The interior smelt musty and was not as polished – neither the ambience nor the items on display – as Timeless Treasures. The displays were haphazard, silverware mixed with fine bone china, lacy flapper gowns jumbled on a rail with moth-eaten dress suits, and books and jewellery sharing a cabinet whose glass front was sorely in need of a clean. She peered blearily at the titles on the spines of the books but the panes of glass were almost impenetrable with dust. A key with a tassled fob hung from the lock and she turned it gingerly. Padded velvet trays stuck with cameo brooches, and draped with old necklaces and bracelets were casually arranged alongside men’s and ladies’ watches, rings and earrings which dangled from a wire strung between two shelves.

Despite the front door having so loudly announced her arrival, no one had yet emerged to assist her and Julia wondered for a brief moment if she should grab the most valuable item she could and make a run for it. Tempting, but not her style. She closed the cabinet and turned the key to secure it and wandered back over to the front of the shop. From the inside, the window display was difficult to access, blocked with old prams filled with porcelain dolls, and an elegant roll top desk which took up most of the space in front of the raised dais which was the street facing shop front.  

As she was peering around the desk to get a better view of the telescope and its box, she heard a man clearing his throat, subtly announcing that she was being watched. Julia turned around slowly and was greeted by a portly but elegant old man, dressed in a tweed suit, and waistcoat, complete with bow tie and matching pocket square. A fob watch was strung across his ample belly. He fitted the surroundings perfectly.

They greeted each other politely, and the man adding the customary ‘Can I help you, ma’am?’ before he stepped around a shelf of chalices and other religious reliquaries into the middle of the shop floor, nothing more than a minute island of faded carpet.

“I’m interested in the telescope in the window,” said Julia, repeating the same words she had used just a few short weeks ago in another shop.

“Ah, you have a discerning eye, young lady,” smiled the old man. “It’s a one-of-a-kind piece.” The conversation was echoing almost word for word the one she had had in Timeless Treasures.

“Can you tell me a little more about it?” Julia went on, “and of course, the price.”

“Before I tell you that,” the man murmured, “first let me tell you about its provenance and then you will understand its value.”

The man’s story was consistent with the one upon which she had based her original decision to buy the telescope. She had, of course, related it to Joe, who in turn must have shared it when he decided so quickly to part with her gift. The man concluded by telling Julia that for the time being the telescope was not for sale, since he had only just come by the item, and he needed to verify its history.

Full of questions for Joe, Julia thanked the man and left the shop, jangling the bell as she gently opened and closed the door behind her.

Getting ready for dinner, Julia wondered how she was going to broach the subject of the telescope with Joe and how this would affect their relationship. She wasn’t sure she could forgive him, or even understand why he would have sold it. Joe owned a ship chandler at the harbourfront and Julia thought the telescope perfectly complemented his modern sailing gadgets with its own nautical history. She so badly wanted there to be a reasonable explanation as to why it was now sitting in another shop window and not his own.

Once they were seated in a corner of the small Italian trattoria, Julia blurted “I know what you did with the telescope…” she trailed off, realising she was more hurt than she had thought.

“Oh, I see” he replied, not even bothering to deny it. “I had hoped he wouldn’t display it. I took it in yesterday for an evaluation, then I saw this… I needed it in time for tonight…. So we made what was supposed to be a temporary straight exchange, until I could get back to settle in cash.”

Fishing into his jacket pocket, Joe pulled out a small black box, and prising open the lid revealed the most exquisite diamond ring Julia had ever seen. 

No Limits

Finally, at the beginning of a new year, I am motivated to start writing short stories and flash fiction again. This story is based on the final, fatal dive of Audrey Mestre, the French free diver. Her story is told in the Netflix movie, No Limits.

AUDREY MESTRE WITH HUSBAND PIPIN (Photo by Dusko Despotovic/Sygma via Getty Images)

Bea saw the signal then heard the grind of metal as the winch released the sled.

‘Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me…’

The soundtrack to all her dives plays in her head as she plunges down. She holds on to the bar of the sled allowing it to pull her deeper and deeper.

Seconds before the countdown, Bea was concentrating on gulping in enough air to make her record-breaking dive. She stilled her thoughts, focussing only on filling her lungs that in a matter of seconds would be squeezed to the size of an orange. Claude, her husband, mentor, Svengali, soulmate, nemesis – her everything –  bobbed over and planted a gentle kiss on her cheek. A Judas kiss that distracted her, upsetting the rhythm of her breathing. She shuddered inwardly but maintained her calm. She had been born to do this and she had to prove to her detractors, as well as to those who believed in her, that she could.

Her preparation had been off this morning and she was unable to empty her brain. Relaxation was key. Focus on the goal – reaching 171 metres, the deepest free dive of her life. She knew her body would always obey her mind, but her mind was playing tricks on her, gainsaying her ability and commitment. She needed to muster both to face the mammoth challenge she had been set.

Joy to the fishes

She fiddles with her nose clip, expending valuable energy that she will need to make it down and back up again safely. Much like a climber who knows the descent of the mountain is as dangerous as the ascent, divers know that making it to the marker is a job only half done and that there are three things you must do before you start that speedy rise back to the surface. Grab the bar, open the valve to the air tank and pull the pin

She feels the burn, the compression of her lungs, but withstands the onset of the pain. She keeps her eyes closed, making sure her posture is right. No limits means feet first, assisted by the weight of the sled, but on other free dives she loves the sense of finning head down into the dark silence. She tilts her head a little. She knows about offering the least resistance – in life as in the water. Don’t fight it, it doesn’t help.

She hears one of the safety divers tap his air tank – the signal that she has reached the halfway point. Halfway down, that is, but the dive is far from over. She’s now at zero buoyancy but must still rely on the metal weight and not gravity to get her to the marker as quickly as possible.

She’s also around halfway into her maximum lung capacity. She can hold her breath for a little under four minutes. She had loaded as much as she could before going down and is comfortable. She flicks her eyes open but it’s too fleeting and the visibility too poor to see anything.  She imagines what she would see if she was wearing a mask, floating amongst the teeming marine life. The contrast of beauty in the underwater sea world when she’s diving for pleasure versus the hostile environment it represents when she’s under this kind of pressure – literally and figuratively – is stark. Diving without a wet suit gives her the ultimate connection between her body and the water. Her ungainliness on land doesn’t exist when she dives. She feels no pain of twisted limbs and a bent spine. She is weightless, her skin stroked by the slow currents. Today thought, she is clad in neoprene, only her head, hands and feet exposed.

Joy to the fishes…

She continues to surge down, the only sound is her body as it cleaves like a torpedo through the water. Almost there. Her confidence returns. She’s going to break her arch-rival’s record and Claude will be proud of her and will love her, return to her again. She pushes the thoughts of the recent turbulence in their relationship out of her head.

The sled slows imperceptibly then comes to an abrupt stop as it reaches the end of the guide rope. She sees the last safety diver circling close by. Jubilation. She hooks her elbow over the bar of the lift tank. Her brain is foggy but she forces herself to concentrate. Turn the wheel that will release the airflow and inflate the balloon. She thinks she’s done it. Turns the wheel back and forth. The safety diver approaches cautiously. Jubilation short lived. She signals that the tank appears to be empty. Didn’t Claude check it? She supresses an early sense of panic. If she doesn’t make it safely to the surface and has a black out, the dive will be invalidated. The safety diver removes his mouthpiece and feeds some of his air into the bag which partially inflates. Bea resists the urge to take a drag of air from the diver. It would nullify the dive which wasn’t over yet and would potentially explode her by now tiny lungs. She also knows he can’t accompany her up to the surface without endangering his own life. It would be hours before he could make his way in stages to the surface.

The bag floats gently upwards, nowhere nearly fast enough to effect as rapid a rise as Bea needs. Her lungs are fit to burst. She has a loose grasp on the bar but feels her bent elbow tire and loosens her grip. Her body drifts away from the guideline, towards a pod of whales that is calling to her.

Joy to the fishes…

But whales are not fishes, she thinks. They are mammals and her favourite creatures in the whole world. She smiles to herself. As her lips curl, a small stream of bubbles escapes and she knows she needs to release the air and get back to Claude who is waiting for her. In a superhuman effort not to breathe, she marks off the stages her body has gone through since the sled was launched, more than four minutes ago. Her brain knows it must conserve whatever vestiges of oxygen she has left and divert those miniscule amounts to her vital organs, depriving others. Her body is obeying her mind, as it should, but the problem is both are dangerously adrift and close to a total shut down. Bea feels at peace.

She is dragged roughly back, as her midway safety diver attempts to pull an inflatable life jacket on her. She thinks of dressing her baby niece, trying not to twist tiny arms into sleeves. Her own limbs are similarly uncooperative. An air steward announcement advising that life vests should not be inflated inside the aircraft plays in her fuddled brain and so she shrugs the jacket off. Funny, she has always feared flying way more than diving, but she knows now that she will die here, now. She is too far from the surface of the ocean that is about to swallow her. She swallows it right back, taking in massive mouthfuls of salty water. The whales sing a mournful song.

Light

This magnificent photo is courtesy of Tracey Johnson on Instagram @tj10cows

The mood switches from sunny smiles to brooding anger

And Sky begins to grumble its discontent.

The purples, pinks, yellows, bright greens and whites of spring have appeared,

To compete with Sky’s spectacular cerulean blue

Which through the winter has been alone in bringing a canopy of colour to lift dreary spirits.

It’s the same every year, roars Sky, hurling its scorn upon the earth.

Swirling winds and swollen raindrops are sent to mete out

Punishment on the trees which try to usurp Sky’s dominance over all it surveys

And early blossoms are dashed from the offending branches.

Yet its dark ferocity only makes the light more intense

And the trees glow in a display of defiance.

But they are no match for Sky, who, after the crashing storm, smiles once again

In triumph, its mastery over nature’s earth bound miracles reaffirmed.

A trouble shared is a trouble halved

Challenged to write a Sonnet, and having already tackled the Spenserian form, I decided to have a go at a Petrarchan version. This format has two quatrains, each line with 11 syllables, following the ABBA ABBA rhyme scheme. The final sestet can be either CDCDCD or CDE CDE, but the lines are also each of 11 syllables.

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To experience what it is that you feel

I want to walk a mile and more in your shoes

And there perhaps will discover hidden clues

To where the pain lies and how to help you heal.

There are things with which I know you have to deal

I have to guess, if to tell me you refuse

I see only what you let me, what you choose

A life of onion layers I want to peel

I see you in your sadness, your mood turns blue

The weariness that seeps deep into the bone

So open up your heart and let me help you

It can’t hurt more than it does to be alone

I am always here when other friends are few

With me be safe, your inner demons make known.

The morning after the night before

By Jennifer Balkan

This piece came from a memory of a classic tv commercial for Yellow Pages (long before Google!). Some people have suggested putting the link at the end, but I leave it to you to decide in which order you view the two ‘versions’ of the same story.

https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&ei=UTF-8&p=french+polisher+yellow+pages+ad&type=E211US714G0#id=1&vid=36820ae76e43e944fb909cb8fa38dde5&action=click

Gary woke up sprawled across his parents’ bed. It took him a while to work out exactly where he was because his head was spinning and it was hard to find any fixed point of reference in a room that was at the same time familiar, but not. He raised himself on one elbow, squinting against the light coming in through the window’s open curtains.

He caught a flash of bright pink fabric on the ottoman at the end of the bed and pushed himself further up for a better look. Fuck. Who was she? A woman lay on her side, one arm dangling, the other wrapped around her shoulder. Even with her face obscured by the long blonde hair that streaked across it, Gary knew that he had never seen her before. He stumbled to his feet, but she didn’t stir at the creak of the bed and the thud of his feet as they struck terra firma. The spinning subsided a little as Gary swayed but remained upright.

He looked around. Apart from the girl, everything appeared to be in its place. Bewildered, Gary tiptoed carefully onto the landing. He was assailed by the overpowering stench of stale tobacco and spilt beer. Jackets and coats were thrown carelessly over the bannister. That did not bode well – either their owners had left, braving the cold night without them, or…

Making his way downstairs, he was met with his worst nightmare. Bodies were curled, stretched, or collapsed in heaps all the way through to the sitting room. Some of them he recognised from campus. Others were complete strangers. Some were stirring, groaning, and looking round, dazed.

By now, the fog in Gary’s fragile brain was clearing and the events of last night were coming back to him. Someone, not him, had shouted ‘Party at Gary’s place!’ He remembered a resounding cheer going up and playing Pied Piper as he led them all back to his folks’ house. Gary was dog sitting whilst they were on holiday in Spain. Due back soon. Gary shook his head and tried to recall exactly when. What day was it today? Fuck, Monday. It was Monday and his parents were due back this morning.

Despite his delicate state, Gary was suddenly galvanised into action. He shook shoulders and kicked legs in an effort to rouse his unwelcome guests. He rushed into the kitchen which had evidently been the epicentre of the party. He took in the debris and pulled out bin bags, polish, cloths, filled a bucket with warm soapy water and began barking orders at anyone who would listen.

Gary was like a whirling dervish, emptying, wiping, supervising, righting upturned chairs and checking for collateral damage. The dining room table had a deep gouge scratched across its surface. A deep crimson red wine stain was seeping through the cream shagpile rug in front of the fireplace and one of the cushions on the sofa had a gash in it and was spewing out its foam filling.

Gary dug into his jeans pocket, fumbling for his cell phone. One bar of battery left. He googled ‘French Polishers’, ‘ Upholsterers’  and ‘ Carpet Cleaners’ and called them one by one, begging for their soonest assistance and impressing upon them the urgency of the situation.

Two hours later, all the guests had evaporated. The last one to leave was the blonde in the pink top. The house was a hive of professional intervention, overall clad men fixing, rubbing, stitching and blotting the evidence of the impromptu party away.

Wincing at the cost of the aftermath, Gary tapped and swiped his credit card as each service provider proffered their invoices, loaded with emergency call out charges. The last thing Gary mopped was his brow, heaving a massive sigh of relief as he saw order had been restored, and his parents would be none the wiser. Even the dog had reappeared from wherever it had been cowering and was curled in its customary spot on the recently cleaned rug.

At exactly the same moment as Gary heard his parents’ key in the front door and heard his mother’s cheery ‘hello’, he looked up in utter horror. The portrait of his sister which hung on the wall above the mantlepiece had been defaced – a moustache, a pair of glasses and a large nose drawn with bold, black felt tip pen had left her looking faintly reminiscent of Grouch Marx.

Gary braced himself.

Rain, rain, go away

We recently experienced an unusually prolonged period of rain in Johannesburg, and despite my Mancunian roots, it took its toll on my mood and I was thoroughly fed up with the incessant downpours by the time I wrote these 3 haikus, all with one theme.

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1.

Storm clouds that gather

Black as night, threatening to

Release their burden

2.

Rain falls in torrents

From the sodden cloudy skies

Drenching all below

3.

Rain streaks the windows

Rivulets track down the panes

Collecting in pools

Twisted Lips

A poem about when love turns to hate

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Pure vitriol spews from your mouth and

I wonder where the words have been stored.

A poison stream of malice

Gushes up from a deep well of fetid emotions.

From the roiling depths, spite gurgles in your throat.

Your lips form shapes I have never seen before

Contorted, pinched, snarling

Not the lips I have kissed a thousand times

Or the ones that gently whispered  ‘I love you’.

Update on my Work In Progress (WIP)…

After posting the first few scenes here of the manuscript I have been writing on and off for years, I decided this month to go back to it and take it more seriously. I have signed up and committed to write 52 scenes each of 1200-1500 words per week for 52 weeks by which time I will have completed the first draft of a novel.

So…I’m not going to post any more here, but am happy to take pre orders for signed copies of the book…Haha.

Too much freedom is a dangerous thing

The first of our writing exercises for 2021 required the inclusion of the word (or indeed just the concept) of ‘ freedom’. This story came from an article I read about a young Korean teenager who entirely blamed her parents after she became embroiled in an online child porn site. How does this happen? Possibly like this…

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“They called it giving me freedom,” Kerry told the lead investigator when asked about her relationship with her parents. “When what they meant was, they didn’t have time for me, so just left me alone.”

“We tried to treat her with maturity and gave her freedom and privacy,” Carole, her mother wept, when questioned about her daughter by the same inspector from the digital crimes squad.

“We brought Kerry up in a good home. Why did she do this to us?” was all Alan, Kerry’s father, could manage, laying the blame squarely for all this at the door of his 14 year old only child.

The police had seen it all before.

* * *

Carole’s career as a top attorney and Al’s as CEO of a multi-national retail chain were almost all consuming which lead them to the decision early on in their marriage only to have one child, on whom they could lavish what time and attention they had to spare. Now they were reaping the benefits and could afford their lovely home, two overseas holidays a year and private schooling. Life was comfortable for their small family. 

But Carole suspected for a while that something was wrong in Kerry’s world. Until a few months ago, they all rubbed along with each other just fine, but then the rows had started and she began to miss her sunny, bright little girl. But Carole had equally long been expecting the onset of the difficult teen years and so chose to put Kerry’s sulky withdrawal with sporadic angry outbursts down to adolescence.

Alan blamed it on the cell phone, Kerry’s friends (faceless and nameless), and social media. Carole didn’t know who to blame.

“My husband was dead against getting Kerry a cell phone, but after he gave in and we got her one for her 12th birthday, communication in the house was reduced to a minimum,” Carole told police.

Carole remembered hers and Alan’s fights, before the ones with Kerry started.

“She doesn’t need a cell phone. What does she need one for?” Alan had demanded.

“It’s a convenience thing, Al. If extra murals change, she can let me know. You don’t spend hours in the car fetching and carrying. Those are billable hours that I’m losing.”

“But that won’t be all she’ll use it for, you can be sure of that,” Al retorted. His last word had been that it was on Carole if the phone became a weapon that Kerry would later wield against her parents. How prophetic his words seemed now.

Carole had taken Al’s capitulation to Kerry.

‘About that cell phone…”

Kerry had immediately assumed her mother was going to adopt her usual anti- cell- phones- for -12 -year -olds stance and had pushed past her into the kitchen. She pulled out bread, peanut butter, jam, and a bottle of milk deliberately provoking Carole, since supper was moments away.

“You and dad are just so out of touch, it’s pathetic…Every single one of my friends already has a phone.  Gemma has had one for more than a year. Her mum gets her.”  Kerry snarled.

“If you’d just let me finish…” began Carole.

“I wish you’d never started…”

“I was going to say…. dad has agreed and I thought we could go and sort a phone and a contract out after school on Friday.”

Kerry’s response had been a mumbled apology and a discernible smirk of triumph. And so, the journey from present daughter to permanently closeted belligerent teen had begun.

“I was lonely,” Kerry revealed in a family session with the social worker allocated to her case. “My parents were always at work and when mum picked me up from school, she was always on her phone. She hardly had time to ask me how my day was. And after she dropped me at home, she raced back to the office. Dad never got home before supper and his laptop was like an extension of him. And I wasn’t allowed round to friends’ houses on school nights, so I just went online.”

Carole and Alan saw less and less of Kerry in the evenings as she was holed up in her room, gobbling up the wifi. Carole had read all the literature around managing children’s screen time, and cell phone usage. She decided to be a responsible, if unpopular parent and had started by removing the phone as soon as Kerry’s light went out.

“Mom!” Kerry shrieked every night. “What the…I’ll put it on silent, pleeease, just let me keep it.”

“Nope. You think I don’t know that you’ll switch it straight back on… the alerts, beeps, and the messages…”

Carole also tried to argue that by virtue of her being the one that paid for the phone she therefore had the right to access Kerry’s online activities, but Carole was unable to prevent Kerry from changing her password with alarming frequency, shutting them out of her Instagram and TikTok accounts and who knew what other sites. They would find out about those chat rooms soon enough.  

After eighteen miserable months, the tension at home had become unbearable. The triangular arguments escalated to breaking point. Carole finally confiscated Kerry’s phone, convinced that it was the source of their collective misery. She told Kerry that if she didn’t reveal her password, she would simply engage the services of an expert and they would access her accounts that way. Carole wasn’t sure such a person existed, but Kerry seemed to take the threat seriously, and broke down.

She told them just enough to convince them they needed to go to the police but for more than a week, they were paralysed by indecision. Carole and Alan blamed each other for creating the circumstances in which Kerry had unwittingly become involved in activities on the dark web, discoverable only by those in the know who were prepared to pay large amounts of money to access images of gullible and vulnerable young girls like Kerry.

Finally, emotionally and physically exhausted, they found themselves at the regional police headquarters being questioned by the inspector from the Digital Sex Crimes Unit. Kerry agreed to her parents being present when she was questioned.

“He said he went to the boys’ school up the road and made friends with me on Insta. Then he invited me to a chat room, with his mates. Some of the girls at school said they were on it, and it was fun.”

“And what did you talk about?” the inspector prodded in a low, gentle voice.

“Just… homework, parents, you know …”

“And when did things change?”

“Last year sometime…He gave me a password to another site and asked me to meet him there…” Carole watched as her daughter pressed her lips together in an effort not to cry, but the tears spilled down her cheeks, then her chest heaved.

“He introduced me to some other guy. He said he could get me stuff.” Kerry managed between gulping sobs.

“What kind of stuff?”

“Clothes, stuff I wanted…”

“How did that work?”

“He sent me vouchers to spend online.”

“And what did you have to do for him to get these things?”

“You’ve SEEN the fucking photos, you KNOW what I did, all right?”

Carole flinched at her daughter’s outburst, but the questions continued. Kerry’s answers were graphic and shocking.

Their nightmare had only just begun.

Beam me up, Scottie

Photo credit: Cadbury’s Smash tv commercial

I have rarely ventured into genres such as sci fi or fantasy (and honestly, I don’t think this qualifies as either) but when you are given the prompt ‘Area 52 ‘ to work with, the best thing to do is to try and go with it, so here is my humourous attempt at sci fi. The tinny aliens made me think of the wonderful series of Cadbury’s Smash instant mash potato ads of many years ago, hence the photo. As for the subject matter, it was very topical, and in fact almost a month after the US elections, we all live in hope…

The alien tapped its metallic digit on the images of the planet Earth where the ten chosen ones would land on what would be their 34th mission, although none amongst them had been before. The rate of attrition of their early explorers, many of whom failed to return on completion of their assignments, had at first alarmed the Command Council, as Earth offered a comfortable alternative to their planet with its shrinking resources. Then they saw the benefits of having members of their race walking undetected amongst humans and so a sanctioned programme of infiltration had begun.

They now had one of their own planted at the highest levels of leadership in the human world, but they were struggling with an unstable skin pigment and language patterns as the agent, despite a number of recalibrations, made wildly inaccurate statements and his hair tones and hues were ever-changing.

The objective of this trip was his extraction and decommissioning. During his time as leader of the free world he had failed to win the hearts and minds of the people with whom they had hoped eventually to engage. Their goals had been set back as those humans that followed their agent did not have the intellectual capacity to understand and accept the existence of an advanced alien nation.

The screen switched from the map to visuals of the agent, in full human form, holding forth at a large meeting with much flag waving and shouting. Proficient in the language of the humans, they listened, ashamed, as one of their own made nonsense of his important role. As a race, they prided themselves on their sophisticated and advanced skills, but inexplicably, Agent DT had not risen to the task he had been set and had let them down badly.

How were they to have any credibility when they made their presence known, and it was discovered that this man was one of them? They had hoped to erase his poor performance from the memory of the world and so together with members of their own who had previously defected to Earth, they had been working in the desolation of Area 52 where all their previous missions had been able to come and go without challenge, on a virus that was meant to do just that. However, the humans had reacted badly, and the experiment was going horribly wrong. They got sick with a breathing disease, and many were dead. This had never been the aliens’ intention.

Agent DT was mis-managing the entire epidemic and had not responded to their instructions.

They were now working furiously on an antidote, but their efforts were being thwarted by Agent DT’s backward claims that bleach, UV light and other primitive technologies could help arrest the pandemic.  

Their leader turned to the gathering.

‘Agent JB, are you up to the task? Have you taken the lessons learnt from the mistakes of Agent DT? Let’s go over that acceptance speech once more. We cannot afford to fail, this time.’