Some writing prompts are harder than others, and I felt sorry for most writers when the random number ‘Fifty-Four’ came up after we had been writing every day for over a month. Coincidentally, it had a special significance for me as 54 on Bath is a lovely hotel in Rosebank, Johannesburg where my son, Sébastien chose to spend his 18th birthday, so what else could I do but give my 120 words over to that evening.
When asked where he wanted to have dinner to mark his 18th birthday, my first born chose the roof top restaurant at 54 on Bath, a beautiful boutique hotel in Rosebank, Johannesburg.
My heart sank a little. We had marked a number of wonderful occasions there as a couple, which is perhaps why Seb chose it. He had heard from us how good the food was, and to him, it represented the epitome of being grown up.
It would be our first attempt at being grown up ourselves, post divorce. I wondered, could we be civil long enough to make the evening special, one for us all to remember.
We drank champagne, smiled at each other and toasted our son.
54 on Bath : Sébastien, 19 February 2015, the day before he turned 18
Maybe you can guess where this little short story is going from the title and the three images… With ‘Screwdriver’ and 100 words, this is what you get…
Bob had three most treasured possessions. His toolbox, his golf clubs and his ’66 Mustang.
Beryl also had three most treasured possessions. These were Bob, her beautiful home and her marriage.
Bob had recently added a fourth item to his list. Her name was Anna.
Beryl went to Bob’s workbench, grabbing the first implement she could find and marched out to the car. Gripping the handle of the star screwdriver tightly, she laid its head against the driver’s door and walked around the vehicle, gouging into the bright red paintwork.
She surveyed her handiwork and wished she’d used his 9-iron.
Here are two quick pieces that were written back to back in response to ‘Magnolia’ and ‘Elaborate’ (85 and 120 words respectively). A comment by a friend on Facebook about the job she most wished she had was, in part, the inspiration. Well, I guess, someone has to do it…
Interesting fact…Magnolia Home is located in Waco, Texas, less famous for this interior design emporium than events that occurred there in 1993.
Magnolia Home
Magnolia. How our minds work. Mine went straight to a pot of paint. Imagine being a Paint Colour Name Thinker Upper. This season’s Magnolia Home Range includes Watering Can and Webster Avenue. Rainy Days and Garden Trowel.
Another range’s warmer hues include Downy Duckling (I especially like that one)
And then there’s nail polish colours. It’s a Boy! (Blue, obviously) Suzi Without a Paddle. How about Exotic Birds Do Not Tweet? But even worse is the naming of car models. Don’t even get me started…
and…The Job Interview
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‘Perhaps you’d like to elaborate on your previous experience’, the paint technician asked.
‘Well, I came up with our entire Spring range’, I boasted. ‘Nail polish is an extension of your personality. The colours need creative thinking.’
The paint technician glanced down at his interview notes.
‘I see your creativity ran away with you sometimes. How does Suzi Without a Paddle say pale blue? And why don’t exotic birds tweet? How about Can’t find my Czechbook?’ he looked up and rolled his eyes.
‘I find your colours a little …obscure. Here at Daub Paints we’re a little more conservative. Take Downy Duck, for example. One of my personal favourites. So descriptive. Tells you exactly what’s inside that paint pot.’
In these days of pandemic propaganda, gaffes, about turns, disinformation, fake news and general confusion by so called leaders and their capacity and willingness to confront COVID-19, came this story. The theme was ‘Contrary’ and the word count 150. Who knows why Jennifer can’t find a party or cause in which she can apply her skills for good, but hey, this is just fiction.
Contrary to popular belief, Jennifer had not always been committed to the movement. That was part of the fiction she had created, rewriting the past to suit her present narrative.
In reality she was deeply sceptical, completely lacking any conviction for the cause. She had joined in order to further her own agenda and not theirs.
She spouted untruths, regurgitating the party line, legitimising policies and showing unwavering support for their credo, all the time sounding as if she meant it.
With her natural credibility, she became the mouth piece for the campaign and an authority on their doctrines. She spoke on radio and television and gave interviews, advocating strongly for their fundamental purpose.
Everyone loved her but she hated herself. She questioned everything but said nothing.
She was torn in two. The public Jennifer committed to a crusade and the authentic Jennifer, mistrustful of everything it claimed to represent.
‘Orchid’ was the very first prompt in our Keep Writing Challenge, which began on 24 March, 2020. We had 300 words to work with, which given my relationship with these fickle pot plants, seemed far too many. So from my disastrous past came this. I promised my friend Holly Hutchinson-Keip I would post this, after seeing a picture of her prolific outdoor orchid, thriving without a care in the world.
The gift of an orchid was one which she considered as the most anxiety inducing of floral gestures. She had been the unenthusiastic and reluctant recipient of many varieties of plants in her time, delicate petalled, fluted, pendulous, leafy and ferny, all as unreceptive as the next to her attempts at nurturing. She had consulted, Googled and researched every horticultural expert on the subject to no avail and so assiduously avoided them wherever possible.
But Paul thought she needed more greenery in her home. He knew she disliked cut flowers but insisted on always bringing her a pot plant each time he visited. It was something that she both loved and hated about him. His thoughtfulness was a source of such delight to her, but he seemed oblivious to the number of plants that now bedecked her small London apartment.
The flat was beginning to resemble Kew Gardens. The plants thrived to differing degrees. Those that had already wilted since his botanical onslaught began, she had hidden behind the more hardy, Triffid like ones. The latter were resisting succumbing to her over or under watering, too much or too little exposure to the sun that streamed into her sitting room, and her other general inadequacies as far as taking care of living things was concerned.
She regretted her incapacity truly to love – she had always felt her heart was too cold to admit others, whether it was a plant, a pet – even puppies failed to elicit the same requisite mushy emotions as in others – or a person.
The complexities of the orchid required too much of her, and she saw now that so did Paul.
The glorious pink phalaenopsis would soon become a stick in a bowl, barren of petals or leaves, a symbol of her desolation.
When we’re not trying to meet the daily Keep Writing Challenges set for us during lock down (51 days and counting), we are writing every month in the 12 Short Stories in 12 Months challenge. Both work along the same lines. A prompt and a word count, with a strict deadline. Since I have already dealt with the topic of online dating in Holding Back the Years , which is non-fiction, I thought I should share my fictional version which I wrote for ‘Not my Type’ in 1200 words.
It’s a match!
“Not my type, no, definitely not my type, eew, nooo! not my type…”
Swipe, swipe, swipe.
Melanie despaired of ever finding a match.
“Why am I even doing this online thing, anyway?” she directed the question to her cat, Misty who held infinitely more appeal for her than the men she saw – short, tall, bald, hirsute, fat, thin, clean shaven, moustachioed – the gamut of masculinity staring out at her from a phone screen in various poses, astride trophy motorbikes, or on ski slopes, or crossing the finish line of an endurance race (‘I’ve still got it!’ the pictures screamed)
“What’s with these boys? Must they puff out their chests, fluff up their plumage and strut their not very attractive stuff and think we’ll all fall for their lame ass profiles?”
Misty purred.
Melanie’s thumb hovered over the next picture. Nice looking. She wondered…she would have to take the plunge sometime and given her long working hours, general lack of social life and introverted nature, Tinder seemed to offer an expedient solution to an intractable problem that had dogged her for five years since her divorce. Singledom.
The app pinged and to her horror, her picture came up entwined with that of the only man she had selected in months of browsing and swiping. Dan. She went back to his full profile and checked out the three photos. All posed, on his own, with an indiscernible background that placed him everywhere and nowhere. One photo in black tie, looking dashing. In another, the more rugged look, partially unshaven in jeans and a stylish shirt and in the last, casual in shorts and a t-shirt, reclining on a sunbed, sunglasses perched on his forehead.
“Hello, Dan” she addressed her screen. The app pinged again, showing her there was a message – from Dan. She threw the phone across the bed as if it was going to bite her, or Dan was about to jump out at her.
“Misty, what shall I do?” Misty flicked her tail. Melanie reached to retrieve the phone.
Hi Lovely lady, the message read. Short and sweet. Was that it?
Hi yourself, she typed back, before she got cold feet.
What you doing here? Surely a beautiful woman like you already has someone in her life?
Uncertain as to what to make of the off the bat sweet talk, Melanie smiled. He thought she was beautiful!
Well, it’s a long story…she typed.
Will you tell me your story sometime, angel?
When?
Well. I’m out of town right now on a contract so as soon as I get back.
What do you do?
I’m an engineer on the rigs. Weeks on, then time off. Time to spend with you.
When will you be back?
Soon.
I’ll be here. Can we keep talking in the meantime?
Of course, I’m not leaving you now I’ve found you.
Melanie offered her cell phone number and invited Dan to communicate on WhatsApp. She was done with Tinder now and wanted to delete it from her phone. If her few friends or colleagues even knew she was on it, she was sure they would be shocked. It was so out of character for her.
Over the next few weeks, Dan’s messages became more and more affectionate. Only occasionally would there be an out of place remark, or odd question.
When are you retiring? Do you live in a big house?
Both these times, and on a few other occasions, Melanie left the questions hanging, going back to the conversation only hours later. Sometimes Dan got impatient.
Angel, where are you? Are you playing hard to get? I get unhappy when you ignore me!
Then she felt bad and sent him long messages. About her day. About Misty. About how lonely she felt and how she couldn’t wait to meet him. She asked him for more photos.
My phone crashed and I lost all my pics ☹And I’m useless at selfies. You’ll just have to wait to meet me in the flesh!
She sent him different pictures of herself. And Misty. She sent him snippets of articles, poems, songs, giving so much of herself. He lapped up her messages always quick to reply and always commenting on how sweet and thoughtful she was.
Then this.
My angel, there was an accident on the site today. I messed up bad.
What happened?
A piece of equipment got smashed because one of my guys was careless. It’s going to cost me.
Haven’t you got insurance for things like that?
What kind of question is that? I’m telling you I’m in trouble.
Although taken aback at the reply, Melanie put it down to his stressing about the accident.
I just wondered if you weren’t covered for damage to equipment?
I’m just a contractor, not a company employee. I’m not covered for that.
Melanie bit her lip, sorry for doubting him and concerned about what would happen next.
So, what happens next?
Angel, I’m so worried. They want $100 000 before they’ll let me leave the rig. Can you help me? You know I’ll pay you back. I just need to get back and speak to my business partner and work something out.
Looking back, afterwards, Melanie marvelled at the fact that she didn’t question that if Dan had a business partner, why he didn’t speak to him on the phone, or on Whatsapp, like they did, and resolve his crisis that way.
All she could think of was that their very first meeting the following week was now in jeopardy and that simply was not an option. It was unthinkable after months of sharing, and loving on the phone, that they wouldn’t meet, and finally touch each other. She had an access bond she could use to help him. To bring him to her.
How can I get it to you?
* * *
“So, ma’am, what happened next?” the detective from Interpol asked her gently, as she sat, stunned in the investigation room. After weeks convincing herself she would hear something soon, the realisation of the full horror of what happened hit her and she had reluctantly reported Dan to the police.
“He sent me an account number, with a SWIFT code for a bank in Mauritius. In his name. D. Nolan. At least I think that’s him. Come to think of it I never did know his surname.”
Melanie hid her head in her hands.
“Ma’am I’m sorry to say, this is a common modus operandi. We have a number of cases like yours that we’re working on. Dan Nolan is definitely not his name”
Melanie took out her phone to show the officer Dan’s photo. The man shook his head.
“Ma’am. He is neither called Dan nor does he look like this. These are almost certainly stock photos.”
“He told me he loved me”
“I’m so sorry. They all do. They prey on …women like you.”
Melanie looked up at him. Was he judging her? Another sad, middle aged woman duped by a con artist who skilfully exploited her loneliness. Groomed her to part with over a million Rands.
“If you met the real Dan, ma’am he wouldn’t be your type. I’m certain of that.”
Our writing group is multinational, multilingual & multicultural, but is based in SA. When those of us who live here saw the prompt ‘Africa’ we naturally imagined we had the home game advantage. But how do you do justice to an entire continent, or even a tiny corner of it in just 100 words? Maybe the sights and sounds of the bush? The wildlife, or expansive coastline?
But I am a city girl at heart and my first love is my adopted home, Johannesburg. Here’s my own Ode to Jozi, warts and all.
From the minute you arrive in Jozi it molests all of your senses. The city throbs with sound. Car horns blare, sirens wail, and hawkers’ voices shout above the din. Its streets reek of petrol fumes, overlaid with the smell of charcoal grills, mealies and boerewors.
Downtown the pavements stink of rotting vegetables and uncollected refuse. Vibrant splashes of colour disguise the poverty. The sky is blue, the clothes are bright and garish.
You reach out to touch, but it snarls and you withdraw your hand. Later it will come meekly to you and ask forgiveness.
How to write on the subject Teach in a mere 150 words? The answer is it’s almost impossible, but no one said flash fiction with tight deadlines and a strict word count would be easy. Here’s my take on this particular prompt…
There are some things which can’t be taught.
You can teach a child to add and subtract and how numbers create patterns and algorithms that help us understand our world.
You can teach a child how letters form words and words form sentences. How sentences grow into paragraphs, and sometimes, paragraphs into entire stories in which you can immerse yourself, lost for hours on end in the jungle, under the sea, fighting monsters or falling in love.
You can teach them how words can rhyme, how they can hurt…or heal. How the pen is mightier than the sword and how to fight and win their battles with words alone. You can teach them that words instruct, are persuasive, how they can flatter and scorn.
You can teach them all of these things. What you can never teach them is to love words. That has to happen all on its own.
The prompt for this piece was Vintage and we had just 100 words in which to capture its essence. Although I no longer have the brooch that is the subject of this short piece, (it was stolen in a house robbery a few years ago) I loved the only item that I had managed to keep of my Gran’s.
The vintage brooch belonged to my grandmother. It was a cameo of a woman with long, curly hair, carved from shell, set in rose gold. Gran wore it on the collar of her best black wool coat.
I can’t remember her wearing any other trinket, except the plain, gold wedding band that she kept on, despite having thrown her husband out when my mother and her sister were still small. It was after the war when if you were lucky enough to find a husband, you kept him, whatever he had done. She lived with the shame her whole life.
This was my first attempt at writing poetry probably since high school. The prompt was ‘Mother’ – believe me I have endless material as both a daughter and a mother, but it was too much to work with, so it boiled down to this.
